dulect:

listen up you little bitch

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

(via the-banana-cat)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via pizza)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(via the-banana-cat)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via the-banana-cat)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

(via pizza)

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