remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick
(via hotboyproblems)
Ben and Jerry’s gives No Shits
Yooooooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Me: Well, isn’t that nice, Ben and Jerry’s are branching out and they’re changing th–OOOOH THEY WENT THERE
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8
Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hourβs wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but canβt because thatβs all your rent money?
I do too
(via the-banana-cat)
I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices
when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???
and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.
I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.
I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.
I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.
one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad
“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”
